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10 inventions by blondes
10 Most Wanted
A Cheap Way Out
A trip to Hawaii
Adventure Game
Allergic
Animal Thoughts
Apples and Ideas
Asking for money
At the Hospital
At the Restaurant
Attention
Bad Habits
Bad news
Barking Dogs
Best Way to Learn
Between 2 blondes
Blondes and Bananas
Blondes and beer bottles
Blood Circulation
Christmas Present
Computer Programmer Contest
Cookies
Corruption
Crazy People
Critics and Eunuchs
Dead birdie
Death Wish
Desert
Diaries
Differences of Opinion
Domestic Fights
Don't argue with kids
Education
Elevator
Enemies to the west
Essay
Experts
Extreme Measures
Facial Cream
Faithful forever?
First Night
First on the moon
Five reasons to believe computers are female
Flight Humor (1)
Flight Humor (2)
Flight Humor (3)
Flight Humor (4)
Flight Humor (5)
Flight Humor (6)
Fools
Freedom
French Women
Friends
Getting Things Done
Getting To Heaven
Happiest Day
Heart Attack
Helicopter instructions
Hiccups
Hobby Horse
Holiday iir Travel
Home from School
How to get what you want
How to Kill A Blonde
Human Knowledge
Husbands
I have a system
I Know The Whole Truth
Immigration
In Jail
Indecision
Job Interview
Jumping to Conclusions
Kissing
Laughter
Learning
Lightning
Limping
Lions
100th Birthday
A Bank Robbery
A Car Crash
A Companion
A day without sunshine
A Faithful Companion
A Letter From School
A long journey
A Parrot Joke
A Restaurant Joke
Abraham Lincoln
Accidents
Acquaintance
Acrobacies
Action
Acts of Life
Adam's Ribs
Adventure
Advice From the Coach
Age and Treachery
Aging and Marriage
Aiming for the Moon
American Indian Names
And he never overcharged!
And the Eggs
Anesthesia
Anger
Anniversary gift
Anvil Joke
Architecture
Arguments with Furniture
Arguments with women
Artificial Intelligence
At Church
At the Airport
At the Bar
At the Cemetery
At the City
At the Confessionary
At the Courtroom
At the deathbed
At the Grocery Store
At the Hotel
At the Monastery
At the Pearly Gates
At the Pet Shop
At the plane
At the Post Office
At the Restaurant
At the Restaurant
At the Restaurant
At the Retirement Home
At the Supermarket
At the Trial
At the Zoo
Authentic Newspaper Headlines
Back to School
Bad Flight
Bad Grades
Bad Investment
Bad Men
Bankers
Bats
Be Sure to Count Those Instruments
Beautiful diamond ring
Beauty
Becoming a Writer
Best Medicine
Best Teacher
Better Idiots
Bigamy
Bill Gates
Blind Man
Blondes
Books
Boren´s Laws
Brain Transplantation
Business
Calling the Police
Calvin and Hobbes
Can a Stranger Tell if Two People are Married?
Can't fly if you're Gay
Capitalist Hell vs Communist Hell
Caution
Celebrating his 100th birthday
Cellular Phones
Census
Cervantes
Character
Cheap comes dear
Cheap things
Cheating
Chicago Museum of Natural History
Chicken
Chicken for Lunch
Chickens
China
Chocolate
Chocolate Cookies
Christmas
City workers
Climbing Turtle
College Professor
Committee
Communist Philosophy
Comparing notes
Competence
Competition
Computer Dating
Computer Programs
Computers and air conditioners
Condoms
Consultants
Consulting
Everything I Need to Know, I Learned in the Corporate World
Courage
Courage and foolishness
Cowardice
Creditor
Criticism
Critics
Crying
Culture
Curiosity
Curse
Customer Relations
Customer service in action
Darkness
Darling
Dates
Dawn
Dead Goldfish
Death
Debbie's Pregnant
Deception
Declaration of Independence
Defects
Demoralization
Dice
Didn't do it!
Diet
Difference of Opinion
Dinner
Dinner Guests
Directions
Distress
Divorce
Doctors
Documentation
Doing a Job
Doing what's right
Don Corleone
Don't rightly know, son
Door to door
Dossier
Dreams
Drinking
Drinking and Driving
Ecology
Education
Elephant Jokes
Enemies
Engineers
Equal Opportunity
Equal Rights
Erasers
Essay on Youth and Age
Evil
Evildoers
Examples
Exams
Excuses
Exercising
Experience
Eye Testing
Failure
Failure and Success
Falling in love
Famous Last Words
Farmers
Feeling Better
Fences
Fishing
Fit as a Fiddle
Flying Blind
Fools
Fools
Fools
Forgiveness
Freedom
Fun with the Penguins
Furniture
Generalizations
Generations
Genius and Stupidity
Geography Lesson
Getting fat
Getting in Line
Getting old
Getting Rich
Give me your money
Go to Heaven
God and Adam
Barbie
God and the Mortal
God´s Second Mistake
Going Fishing
Going West
Good for your quiet time!
Good Health
Good Job
Good Morning
Good News and Bad News
Good Time
Granpa and Grandma
Grass
Grass Eater
Great minds
Great Spirits
Greed
Green Side Up
Grow up
Growing up
Guarantees
Guarantees
Haircut
Happiness
Happy Marriages
Hard to Believe!
Having Everything
Head in the Sand
Health
Hearing Problems
Heaven
Heaven and Earth
Hens
Hercules and the Wagoner
Hermits
Hitting the target
Home from Work
Honesty
Horse Races
Hot Phone
How to do things
How to get old
How to treat people
I am not going out
I don't care
I is
I locked my keys in the car
I want my money
Ice-cream
Ice Fishing
I'd rather be fishing
Identical Twins
Idiot-Proof
Idiots
Illegal Computing
Imagination
Imbeciles and rogues
Immortality
Importance
In Africa
In the long run
In the morning
Independence
Infidelity
Insanity
International Diplomacy
Interpretations
Is Windows a Virus?
I've had a course in first aid
Jesus Doesn't Love Everyone
Jewish Holiday
Jigsaw
Jobs
Journalism
Just with Words
Keys in the ignition
Kids Jokes
Kind words
Kindergarten
Knowledge
Language
Last meal
Late for School
Late for the Wedding
Laughing
Laws
Lawyers In Heaven
Laziness
Learning to swim
Letters to My Son
Lies
Life
Life and Death
Life Lessons
Lifetime
Little Johnny and the Essay
Living
Living and Learning
Loaded Gun
Loneliness
Longevity
Losing one´s mind
Lost objects
Love
Lovers
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology
Luck
Majority
Make no Questions
Making $$$$ Fast
Man´s best friend
Marriage
Marriage
Marriage Again
Marriage Humor
Marriage Problems
Marxist Philosophy
Maslow's Maxim
Mediocrity
Memory problems
Men
Men´s Opinions
Middle Age
Miseries

Little Johnny
Little Johnny and the Frog
Little Johnny attacks the fridge
Living or dead
Long talk
Lost
Making Babies
Marriage
Mathematics
Men
Microsoft and Condoms
Missing husband
Moo
Mr. Lamb
Music
My friend is coming for supper
Neighbors
New Virus
Nineteen Things That Took me Almost 50 Years to Learn
Optimism
Paid For Standing
Paperless Office
Park bench
Parking ticket
Peanuts
People
Pink, Green and Yellow
Pizza parlor
Psychiatrists
Public Telephone
Punctuality
Question and Answer
Quite a few
Road painting
School and Fun
School and Learning
Schools and Prisons
See-through lunch box lids
Sex
Sex and Death
Silent Men
Smart little boy
Smart People
Speaking English is hazardous to your health
Stolen engine
Stranded on an island
Stupidity
Sunday School
Talent and Genius
Tampons and Cigarettes
Television
The Artist in Us
The Bear Goes to the Movies
The Big Sale
The Boss
The dream
The Drugstore
The Final Exam
The Genius in Us
THE GOLDEN URINAL
The Half Cake Diet
The Healthy Way?
The Jerk
The Perfect Woman
The Questioning
The Rain
The Saxophone
The Sea
The Secret Service
The Swans
The Worst Car Hire Service
The Worst Student in Class
Tips On Love
Too old for this
Travelling
Two Teas
Vices and Temptations
Vulgar jokes
War
What are you doing with the pig?
Where do redheads come from?
White Hair
Who Should I Marry?
Why we love children
Will he jump?
Wise People
Youth
Missing the Point
Mistakes
Modeling
Modern Indian Weather Prediction
Money to burn
More Elephant Jokes
More Elephant Jokes
More Elephants
Mortality
Mother passed away
Mule for Rental
My Dog
My father is the greatest
Never use ``etc''
New Clothes
New Concepts
New Skin
No Fun!
No more elephants
None of your business
Normal times
Nostalgia
Nothing on from the waist down
Notice to Employees
Nowlan's Theory
Number 54
Number of Words
Nut tree
Obsolete Programs
Of Life and Frogs
Office Help:
Oh, give me a home..
Old Age
On Efficient Use of Grey Matter
On the Scale
One dollar a piece
One Liners
Operation Cat Drop
Opportunities
Optimism
Optimization
Organizing things
Originality
Overpaid
Parrots
Parrots
Paybacks
Peace and Quiet
People
Perfect Couple
Perfect People
Perfection
Pessimists
Pessimists
Philosophy
Phoneless Cord
Pigs
Planning Ahead
Plans for Life
Poets
Political Science
Politicians
Politicians and Diapers
Politics
Poverty
Praise
Preparing for Hell
Prisoners
Problems
Problems at Home
Procrastination
Professionals and Amateurs
Promises
Punishment
Purpose in Life
Puzzle
Questions
Questions heard at a library
Quite a few
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotations
Quotes
Quotes
Quotes
Real life Dilbert Quotes
Red-tapism
Reference Questions
Relativity
Research
Respect
Resting
Rights
Risky Business
Rocker
Rooster Race
Rule of Life Number 1
Rules of Success
Rusty Old Thing
Sad Stories
Schmidt's Observation
Secrecy
Self-made Man
Sex Life
Sex Pills
Sexy Men
Shakespeare
Sherlock Holmes
Signs of Old Age
Sin
Six cups
Sleeping at Church
Sleeping With The Enemy
Slowing down
Smartest man
Smoking
Snail Joke
Socialism Explained
Somebody under it
Speaking to the Driver
Special Treatment
Standard Phrases for Academic Appraisal
Starting Early
Statistics
Statistics on Sanity
Still the Elephants
Still the Elephants
Stretching the Truth
Strong and Weak
Stupid Questions
Stupidity
Success
Successful Business
Super Sex?
Swimming naked
Swinging rope
Talking
Tampons
Taxpayer
Teaching
Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men.
Telephone Joke
Television
Temptation
Terrible Truths
The Accident
The Adopted Bird
The Aged Memory from James Green
The Aging Process
The Amazing Camouflage Deceptions of World War II
The Angel and the Christmas Tree
The Ants and the Grasshopper
The Artist
The Ass, the Fox, and the Lion
The Atheist
The Baby Girl and the Baby Boy
The Barber
The Barber
The Bat and the Weasels
The bees and the flowers
The Beginning
The Best
The Boss
The Busy Man
The Cat and the Dog
The Charcoal-Burner and the Fuller
The Christian and the Lion
The Cowboy
The Crusades
The Devil's Dictionary
The Doctor
The Drunk and the Police
The Dumbest Deaths
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Dumbest Deaths in Recorded History
The Efficiency Expert
The Elephants are Back
The Elephants are Back
The Engineers Wishes
The Eskimos
The Eternal Optimist
The Facts of Life
The Famous Barber
The Farmer and the Cranes
The Farmer and the Snake
The Farmer and the Stork
The Father and His Sons
The father and the son
The Fawn and His Mother
The Fight
The First Communists
The five rules of Socialism
The Flies and the Honey-Pot
The Fox and the Goat
The Funeral
The Goat and the Goatherd
The Great Writer
The greatest obstacle to discovery
The Halley Comet
The Halloween Party
The Hare and the Tortoise
The Hypocondriac
The Invention of Language
The Joke's On Whom?
The Lazy Husband
The Lottery
The Lottery Winner
The Mafia
The Mafia and Einstein
The Magician and the Parrot
The Meaning of Dreams
The Men in Heaven
The Mule
The Mule Team
The New Baby
The Old Lady and The Cat
The Optimist Farmer and the Pessimist Neighbor
The Parrot
The Penguins
The Pirate
The Plumber
The Pope
The President
The Prisoner
The Quality of Japanese Products
The Real Art of Conversation
The Rules
The Seagull
The Secret
The Secret of Happiness
The Senior Driver
The Sick Lion
The Soda Machine
The Stonecutters
The Surgery
The Taxidermist
The Telephone Man
The Ten Commandments
The Thief and the Lawyer
The Third Law of Photography
The Thirsty Pigeon
The Toilet Seat
The Tortoise and the Eagle
The Traveler and His Dog
The Truth
The Two Cannibals
The Universe
The Universe
The Way Up
The Wedding
The Well
The Wolf and the Crane
The Wolf and the Lamb
The Worst Car Hire Service
The Young Writer
Theoretical Chemistry
Things we can learn from a dog
Things Worth Having
This is the maid
Thoughts on Marriage
Three Kinds of People
Three Legged Chicken
Time to Move
Tips for Your Bosses
To be loved
To Err
To hear and to listen
Tomorrow
Tomorrow rain
Too Fast
Tools
Top Ten Requirements in a Man
Top Ten Things Men Understand about Women
Total Control
True Age
True/False Tests
Truth
Truth about Children
Types of People
Ugly Suit
Uniqueness
Upset Eve
Useless Inventions
Waiting for the Train
Watch the step
Watermelons
Wayward Baggage
Weirdness
What did you learn
What is a committee?
What they think of us
What to do?
What we are
When in Doubt
When Superheroes Go Bad
Where is Perchek?
Whisper
White wedding dresses
Who did it?
Windows
Winning the Lottery
Wisdom
Wisdom
With Friends Like That ..
Women
Word of Honor
Words of Caution
Work
Work
Work is Love
Working for the Government
Worries
Worrying
Yet More Elephant Jokes
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