Accidents``HOW DID IT HAPPEN?'' the doctor asked the middle aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg ``Well, doc, 25 years ago ..''. ``Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning'' ``Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room She asked me if there was anything I wanted I said, ``No, everything is fine''. ``Are you sure?'' she asked. ``I'm sure,'' I said. ``Isn't there anything I can do for you?'' she wanted to know ``I reckon not,'' I replied. ``Excuse me,'' said the doctor, '`What does this story have to do with your leg?'' ``Well, this morning,'' the farmhand explained, '`when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!''
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