Fences

A slightly more than middle-aged couple were out for a drive through the countryside They reached a familiar spot in the road, and the wife says ``Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago!''

The husband stops the car. His wife backs against the fence, and he immediately jumps her like a bass on a june bug. They make love like never before. She was SCREAMING, and GYRATING, and SHAKING uncontrollably. When it was all over, much to her husband's surprise, she passed out cold.

After he had revived her, and got her back into the car, the husband quite astounded, says:

``Darling', you sure never moved like that forty years ago.. or any time since that I can remember.''

The woman, gasping for breath, finally able to speak, says:``Honey forty years ago that fence wasn't ELECTRIFIED!''

Vocabulary Help

fences: cercas
middle-aged: de meia idade
couple: casal
drive: passeio de carro
countryside: campo, região rural
familiar spot: local familiar
jump: pular
scream: gritar
shake: sacudir
all over: acabado
pass out: desmaiar
astounded: surpreso
gasping for breath: tentando respirar
forty years ago: quarenta anos atrás

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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