JigsawPaddy gets a phone call from Murphy. ``Paddy,'' says Murphy, '`I've got a problem'' ``What's the matter?'' replies Paddy. ``I've bought a jigsaw and it's too hard, none of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges.'' ``What's the picture of?'' asks Paddy ``It's of a big cockerel,'' Murphy replies. Paddy says, ``Alright, Murphy, I'll come over and have a look.'' He gets to Murphy's house and Murphy opens the door. ``Oh thanks for coming Paddy.'' He leads Paddy into the kitchen and shows him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. Paddy looks as the jigsaw, then turns to Murphy and says, ``Murphy you idiot, put the Cornflakes back in the packet.''
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