LongevityA woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She said to him,``I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?'' He answered,``I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never ever exercise'' ``Wow, That's amazing,'' the woman said. ''How old are you?'' ``Twenty-Six,'' he said
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