Marriage Humor

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

G.B. Shaw

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside desperate to get out

Montaigne

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they can't face each other, but still they stay together

Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher .. and that is a good thing for any man

Socrates

Vocabulary Help

marriage: casamento
cage: gaiola
bird: pássaro
outside: do lado de fora
get in: entrar
inside: do lado de dentro
get out: sair
sides: lados
coin: moeda
stay: ficar
together: juntos
happy: feliz

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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