Missing the Point

A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, ``Wanna hear a Polish joke?''

The guy next to him replies, ``Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something I'm 1.80 tall, 100kg, and I'm Polish. The guy sitting next to me is 190 tall, weighs 110kg, and he's Polish. The fella next to him is 1.95 tall, weighs 125kg, and he's Polish. Now, you still wanna tell that joke?''

The first guy says, ``Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times''

Vocabulary Help

• lean over: inclinar-se
• guy: pessoa
• next to him: próximo a ele
• wanna: Do you want to ...
• joke: piada
• reply: responder
• tell (tell, told, told): contar
• tall: altura
• weigh: pesar
• fella: fellow (pessoa)

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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