Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a mailbox?
A: You don't know? I'll never give you a letter to post!
Q: What is the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper?
A: You can't make a paper airplane out of an elephant.
Q: What is more difficult than getting an elephant into the back seat of
your car?
A: Getting two elephants into the back seat of your car!
Q: What is more difficult than getting 2 elephants in the back seat of your
car?
A: Getting a pregnant elephant in the back seat of your car!
Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant?
A: With a blue elephant gun.
Q: How do you shoot a red elephant?
A: No, not with a red elephant gun. You strangle him until he turns blue
and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun
