Q: What looks like an elephant and flies?
A: A flying elephant.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
A: Grapes are purple.
Q: What's the difference between an elephant and grass?
A: They're both green, except the elephant.
Q: How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant if you're
color blind?
A: Dance on it for awhile. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant.
Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw elephants coming over the hill?
A: ``Look, there's elephants coming over the hill.''
Q: What did he say when he saw elephants with sunglasses on, coming over the
hill?
A: Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
Q: What did Hannibal say when he saw giraffes with sunglasses on coming over
the hill?
A: ``Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!''
