Political Science

• SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else

• COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you the milk

• FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and sells you the milk

• NAZISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

• BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one and pours the milk down the drain

• CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

• ANARCHY: steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.

  ==Vocabulary Help==

• cow: vaca
• give: dar
• someone else: alguma outra pessoa
• both: ambas
• sell (sell, sold, sold): vender
• shoot: matar com arma de fogo
• drain: ralo, esgoto
• bull: touro
• steal: roubar
• neighbour: vizinho

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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