Questions heard at a libraryPatron: ``I'm looking for a book.'' Mental answer 1: ``Well, you're in the right place.'' Mental answer 2: ``Here's one.'' (Hand over nearest volume.) Audible answer : ``Can you be a little more specific?''
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Mental answer: ``Books classified by color are shelved downstairs in the (non-existent) third sub-basement-'' Audible answer: ``What were you looking for when you found the book the first time?''
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Reference person getting her audible and mental answers mixed up: ``No ma´am -- I'm afraid we have 75,000 books, and they're all terrible''.
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