Rusty Old ThingThis old fellow in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat His wife said,``Where are you going?'' He said,``I'm going to the doctor'' She replied,``Why, are you sick?'' ``No,'' he said,''I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills'' So, his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater when he said,``Where are you going?'' She said,``I'm going to the doctor too'' He asked,``Why?'' She said,``If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again I'm going to get a tetanus shot''
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