Sleeping at ChurchA man who went to church with his wife, always fell asleep during the sermon. The wife decided to do something about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along to poke him with it every time he would doze off. As the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted out ``...and who created all there is in 6 days and rested on the 7th''. she poked her husband who came flying out of the pew and screamed, ``Good God almighty!'' The minister said ``That's right, that's right''. and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering under his breath and later began to doze off again When the minister got to ``.... and who died on the cross to save us from our sins...''. the wife hit him again and he jumped up and shouted, ``Jesus Christ''. The minister said, ``that's right, that's right'' and went on with his sermon. The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and when the minister got to `` ... and what did Eve say to Adam after the birth of their second child?'' the wife started to poke the husband again, but he jumped up and said, ``If you stick that damn thing in me again, I'll break it off!''
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