There was this 96-year-old man, fast approaching his 97th birthday His friends and family all decided to throw him a grand milestone affair, including a beautiful babe to jump out of a cake for him
Well, the party began and a fun time was being had by all The cake was rolled out and this beautiful woman jumped out of the cake
Eyeballing the crowd she said ``where is the birthday boy?'' Everyone pointed to the old man She looked at him and said (jokingly, I hope), ``I'm going to give you some SUPER-SEX!''
The old man looked up at her, then looked down, then looked up at her again, and then looked down, looked at her again and said, ``I'll have the soup''