The Elephants are Back

Q: What did the elephants say when they saw Hannibal coming over the hill?
A: Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What did Charles de Gaulle say when he saw three elephants in sunglasses coming down the path?
A: Voila les elephants.

Q: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants over the hill?
A: ``Here comes a bunch of grapes over the hill''. She was colourblind.

Q: What is the difference between an Indian and an African elephant?
A: About three thousand miles.

Vocabulary Help

• say(say,said,said): dizer
• hill: colina
• talk: falar
• sunglasses: oculos escuros
• bunch: cacho
• grapes: uvas
• colourblind: daltonico
• miles: milhas

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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