The Halley CometFrom: Headquarters - New York To: General Managers Next Thursday at 10:30 Halley's Comet will appear over this area This is an event which occurs only once every 75 years Notify all directors and have them arrange for all employees to assemble on the Company lawn and inform them of the occurrence of this phenomenon If it rains, cancel the day's observation and assemble in the auditorium to see a film about the comet From: General Manager To: Managers By order of the Executive Vice President, next Thursday at 10:30, Halley's Comet will appear over the Company lawn If it rains, cancel the day's work and report to the auditorium with all employees where we will show films: a phenomenal event which occurs every 75 years From: Manager To: All Department Chiefs By order of the phenomenal Vice President, at 10:30 next Thursday Halley's Comet will appear in the auditorium In case of rain over the Company lawn, the Executive Vice President will give another order something which occurs only every 75 years From: Department Chief To: Section Chiefs Next Thursday at 10:30 the Executive Vice President will appear in the auditorium with Halley's Comet, something which occurs every 75 years If it rains, the Executive Vice President will cancel the comet and order us all out to our phenomenal Company lawn From: Section Chief To: All EA's When it rains next Thursday at 10:30 over the Company lawn, the phenomenal 75 year old Executive Vice President will cancel all work and appear before all employees in the auditorium accompanied by Bill Halley and his Comets
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