Thoughts on Marriage

Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, ``Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'' The other replied, ``Yes I am -- I married the wrong man''

When a man opens the car door for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife