Q: Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
A: Fridge is not large enough to hold them all
Q: What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A: Sir
Q: What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A: Anything you want, it can't hear you
Q: Why do elephants drink so much?
A: To try to forget
Q: What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey
yellow, grey, yellow?
A: An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!
Vocabulary Help
free: livres
large enough: grande o suficiente
hold (hold, held, held): abrigar (segurar)
machine gun: metralhadora
wear (wear, wore, worn): usar
pink: rosa
earmuffs: abafadores de som usados sobre os ouvidos
