At the deathbedA man is holding his wife's hand as she lays on her death bed. ``Jerry, I, . . ., I have something to tell you before I pass on.'' ``No, no, dear. Everything is forgiven now. All is well.'' ``No, Jerry. I've been carrying this load for years now, and I must tell you I, . . ., I've been unfaithful to you. I slept with your best friend Phil. I'm so terribly sorry.'' ``Yes, dear, I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?''
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