At the HotelA tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man looks around and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting in the lobby He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby. After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm ``Fancy meeting my 'wife' here,'' he says to the clerk. ``Guess I'll need a double room for the night'' Next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over \$3000 ``What's the meaning of this?'' he yells at the clerk. '`I've only been here one night!'' ``Yes,'' says the clerk, '`but your wife has been here for three weeks''.
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