At the Pearly GatesThere were these three guys in heaven at the pearly gates St. Peter asked the first guy why are you here? ``I came home from work one day and I saw my wife in bed naked with the sheets all messed up and the window open I looked out the window and saw a man walking away so I took my refrigerator and threw it at him out the window and the cord got stuck around my foot and I went with it St. Peter said ``Oh''. He asked the second guy why are you here? He said: well I was just walking around and this big refrigerator came and smashed me St Peter said ``oh''. The third guy was just standing there naked and St Peter said, why are you here? He said: I don't know. I was just sitting in a refrigerator
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