At the Retirement HomeThree old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says: ``Fellas, I got real problems I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate All day long I try to urinate They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps.'' The second old man says: ``You think you have problems. I'm eighty years old Every morning at 8:00 I get up and try to move my bowels. I try all day long They give me all kinds of stuff but nothing helps.'' Finally the third old man speaks up: ``Fellas: I'm ninety years old. Every morning at 7:00 sharp I urinate Every morning at 8:00 I move my bowels Every morning at 9:00 sharp I wake up.''
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