BlondesA Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree and told him, ``I've kidnapped you''. She then wrote a note saying, ``I've kidnapped your kid Tomorrow morning, put \$10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.'' The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the \$10,000 with a note that said ``How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?''
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