Celebrating his 100th birthdayGrandpa was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared ``Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,'' he cackled. '`I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now'' The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime ``Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk''
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