Debbie's PregnantA woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,``Okay, Mrs Jones, what's the problem?'' The mother says,``It's my daughter, Debbie. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings'' The doctor gives Debbie a good examination, then turns to the mother and says,``Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Debbie is pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess'' The mother says,``Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Debbie?'' Debbie says,``No mother! I've never even kissed a man!'' The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says: ``Is there something wrong out there doctor?'' The doctor replies,``No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it!''
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