Equal OpportunityOne day, a sign appeared in an office window It read: ``Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be computer literate. Must be bilingual An equal opportunity employer.'' A dog ambling down the street saw the sign, walked in, and applied for the job. The office manager said, ``I can't hire a dog for this job'' The dog pointed to the line: ``An equal opportunity employer'' So the manager said, ``Okay, take this letter and type it'' The dog went off to the typewriter and returned a minute later with the finished letter, perfectly typed The manager said: ``Here's a problem. Write a computer program for it and run it'' Fifteen minutes later, the dog came back with the correct answer. The manager still wasn't convinced ``I can't hire a dog for this position,'' he said ``You've got to be bilingual.'' The dog looked up at the manager and said, ``Meow''
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