Fit as a Fiddle``Look at ME!!'' boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 sit-ups before a group of young people. ``Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why?? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!!'' He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter,``And tomorrow, YAHOO I'm going to celebrate my *95th* birthday!!!'' ``Oh, really?'' drawled one of the young onlookers,''How?''
Vocabulary Help
|
