God and Adam

Adam: God I must compliment you on your new creation; women I mean I couldn't have asked for more I mean God, why did you make her so gorgeous?

God: So you would love her my son.

Adam: Yeah, but God why did you make her so sexy?

God: So you would love her my son

Adam: But why did you give her SUCH a cute smile?

God: So you would love her my son

Adam: Then god... WHY OH WHY did you make her SOOO stupid?

God: So she would love you my son

Vocabulary Help

• compliment: cumprimentar
• woman: (women) - mulher
• gorgeous: linda, maravilhosa
• cute: smile - sorriso lindo

Barbie

Have you heard about the new ``barbie'', she's called divorcee barbie?

She comes with all of Ken's belongings!!!

Vocabulary Help

• hear: (hear, heard, heard) - ouvir
• belongings: posses

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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