Good for your quiet time!A man came into a shop with a 'Salesman Wanted' sign in a window He went up to the owner and said, ``I-I-I w-w-waannn-t the j-joooob-b'' ``I don't know if this job would suit you because of your speaking impediment,'' said the owner ``I h-h-havvve a w-wi-wiiiife and s-s-s-six k-kkkids, iiii-I re-really neeeed thi-thi-this j-j-job!'' said the man ``O.K. Here are three Bibles. Go out and sell them.'' said the owner So the man went out and came back an hour later. ``H-here-sss your m-m-money'' said the man. The owner was impressed, so he gave the man a dozen more Bibles and sent him out. The man came back in two hours and said, ``Her-ers y-yooour m-m-money'' The owner said, ``This is fantastic. You sold more Bibles in three hours than anyone has sold in a week. Tell me, what do you say to the people when they come to the door?'' ``W-welllll,'' said the man, '`I r-r-ring the d-door bell, a-a-and s-s-say: ''H-Hel-Hello, M-m-maaaaddam, d-d-do you w-w- want t-t t-to buy thi-thi-this B-B-Bible, oooor d-d-do y-you w-w-want m'me t-toooo read it t-t-t-t-to you?''
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