Hearing Problems

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, the doctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:

D: I think you have a suppository in your ear.

L: ?eh?

D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR!

L: ??EH??

D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! --A SUPPOSITORY!!!

L: Oh, thank Goodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid....

Vocabulary Help

senile: senil
go (go, went, gone): ir
complain: reclamar
feeling: sentimento
fullness: sentimento de estar cheio
ear: ouvido
think (think, thought, thought): pensar
thank Goodness: Graças a Deus
hearing aid: aparelho de ouvido

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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