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How to Kill A BlondeOne Day, A Blonde walks into a hair salon with headphones on. The Hairstylist said: "What would you like done today?" The Blonde Answered..."I want to get my hair permed." "Well, you're gonna have to remove those headphones first." answered the hairstylist. "But I can't! My parents said that if I EVER take them off, I'll die!" The Blonde said "Alright, I'm gonna go get the stuff I need, and when I come back, you better have those off." the hairstylist replied. So as she was walking into the backroom, the blonde appempted to take off the headphones. When the hairstylist returned, she found the blonde sprawled out on the floor. She was dead. The hairstylist picked up the headphones that were laying next to her. There was a voice on the headphones saying: "Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out, Breathe in, Breathe out."
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