Infidelity

Did you hear the one about the guy who came home and found his wife between the sheets with another man ? Well, he pulls out a gun, saying

``That's enough! I'm going to put an end to this once and for all!''

Then he puts the gun up to his head.

The unfaithful wife shouts:

``Don't do it! Don't do it! Don't kill yourself!''

The enraged husband replies, ``Shut up, bitch--'cause you're next!''

Vocabulary Help

• sheets: lençóis
• pull out a gun: puxar um revólver
• put an end to this: acabar com isto
• once and for all: de uma vez por todas
• shout: gritar
• enraged: irado
• bitch: cadela
• you're next: você é a próxima

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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