KindergartenOn the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher The florist's son handed the teacher a gift She shook it, held it up and said, ``I bet I know what it is it's some flowers!'' ``That's right!'' shouted the little boy. Then the candy store owner's daughter handed the teacher a gift She held it up, shook it and said ``I bet I know what it is it's a box of candy!'' ``That's right!'' shouted the little girl. The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it ``Is it wine?'' she asked ``No,'' the boy answered. The teacher touched another drop to her tongue ``Is it champagne?'' she asked. ``No,'' the boy answered. Finally, the teacher said, ``I give up. What is it?'' The boy replied, ``A puppy!''
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