Lawyers In HeavenA very good man dies, and as a reward for a life well-spent, goes to heaven When he arrives, St. Peter meets him at the gate. ``Welcome,'' says St. Peter, '`since you were such a good person in life you may enter heaven'' ``Thank you,'' said the man. '`But before I come in, could you tell me what kind of other people are here?'' ``Well, all kinds,'' replied St. Peter. ``Are there any convicted criminals in heaven?'' asked the man. ``Yes, some,'' said St. Peter. ``Are there any communists in heaven?'' asked the man. ``Yes, there are,'' replied St. Peter. ``Are there any Nazis in heaven? asked the man. ``Just a few,'' said St. Peter. ``Well, are there any lawyers in heaven?'' asked the man. St. Peter replied ``What, and ruin it for everyone else?''
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