Memory problemsGrandma and Grampa are sitting there watching TV when Grandpa decides he's hungry for some ice cream ``Hey, Grandma - I'm going to the kitchen and get myself a dish of ice cream You want I should get you some, too?'' ``Sure, Grandpa, sounds good. But you better write down what you're going out there for or else you'll forget'' replies Grandma. ``I will not!'' retorts Grandpa. '`In fact, tell me what you want on it and I'll show you I can remember that, too'' ``OK,'' says Grandma, '`I'll have some chocolate sauce. But you're going to forget..'' Grandpa heads out to the kitchen and disappears for about 20 or 30 minutes, accompanied by a cacaphonous banging of pots and pans Finally he emerges, carrying a plate of scrambled eggs. ``See there, Grandpa. I told you you'd forget!'' chides Grandma. ``What do you mean, 'forget,' Grandma? What did I forget?'' demands Grandpa ``You fool,'' says Grandma. '`You forgot my bacon!''
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