Oh, give me a home..A woman was worried whether or not her dead husband made it to heaven, so she prays earnstly for God to allow him to speak to her ``Hello Margaret this is Fred'' ``Fred!'' she exclaimed. '`I just have to know if you're happy there in the afterlife What's it like there?'' ``Ooooooh, it's much more beautiful here than I ever imagined,'' Fred answered ``The sky is bluer, the air is cleaner, and the pastures are much more lush and green than I ever expected I lack for nothing; the only thing we do, all day long, are eat and sleep, eat and sleep, over and over'' ``Thank God, you made it to heaven,'' his wife cried. ``Heaven?'' he answered. '`I'm a buffalo in Montana.''
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