Sleeping With The EnemyA gentleman (?) and his wife are speeding down the highway when a policeman pulls them over ``I'm sorry, sir, but I clocked you speeding at 75 mph. I'll have to give you a ticket'' ``No way, officer,'' says the guy, '`I was watching my speedometer closely, and I never exceeded 55 mph'' ``Oh, honey,'' says the wife, '`you were going 75, I saw the speedometer'' ``Be quiet, woman,'' he responds. ``Also,'' continued the trooper, '`I'll have to give you a ticket for not wearing your seat belt'' ``But officer,'' he responded, '`I ALWAYS wear my seat belt. I just took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license and insurance card from the glove compartment'' ``Oh, honey,'' his wife continued, '`you never wear your seat belt and you weren't wearing it today, either'' ``Shut up!'' he yelled. ``Excuse me, ma'am,'' said the trooper, '`But does he always talk to you this way?'' ``No, sir -- only when he's drunk.''
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