Snail JokeThe landlord of a pub is just locking up when there's a ring on the doorbell He opens the door, and there's a snail sitting there. ``What do you want?'' asks the landlord. The snail replies that he wants a drink ``Go away, were closed, and we don't serve snails anyway.'' The snail pleads and pleads with the barman to give him a drink, at which point the landlord gets fed up, kicks the snail and slams the door Exactly one year later, he's locking up again, and there's a ring at the doorbell The landlord opens the door, and looks down to see a snail sitting there ``What do you want?'' asks the landlord. ``What did you do that for?'' replies the snail.
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