Stupid QuestionsA couple who have been married for 20 years is preparing for bed when the following conversation takes place.. She: ``Honey, if I die before you, would you remarry?'' He: ``That's a morbid question!'' She: ``No, I really want to know.'' He (pauses to think): ``Yes, I suppose after a decent amount of time I might remarry'' She: ``Would she live in our house?'' He: ``Well, the mortgage is almost paid off -- would you really expect me to move?'' She: ``Would she wear my mink coat?'' He: ``You know I paid \$3,500 for that coat -- would you really want me to sell it for a loss?'' She: ``Well, would she drive my BMW?'' He: ``No. Absolutely not. She doesn't know how to drive a stick shift!''
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