The LotteryA Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number The Redneck says, ``I want my \$20 million.'' The man replied, '`No, sir It doesn't work that way We give you a million today and then you'll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years'' The Redneck said, ``Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it'' Again, the man explain that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, ``Look, I want my money! If you're not going to give me my \$20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!''
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