The Rules

For those of you who don't already know, these are the rules that are in effect in every relationship

The female always makes the rules.
These rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong it is because of a vagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong
If rule number six applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding
The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset
The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset
Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
The female always gets the last word!

These rules are subject to change as the female sees fit.

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