This is the maidA guy dials his home and a strange woman answers. The guy says, ``Who is this?'' ``This is the maid, '` answers the woman. ``We don't have a maid'', says the man. The woman says ``I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.'' The man says, ``Well, this is her husband. Is she there?'' The woman replies, ``She is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband'' The guy is fuming and says to the maid, ``Listen, would you like to make \$50,000?'' The maid says, ``What will I have to do?'' The man tells her, ``I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she's with'' The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then 2 gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone, ``What do I do with the bodies?'' The man says, ``Throw them in the swimming pool.'' Puzzled, the maid answers, ``But you don't have a pool.'' A long pause and the man says, ``Is this 567-5309?''
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