What are you doing with the pig?

At the local bar there sat a lady with a duck under her arm.

The town drunk staggered into the bar and said "What are you doing with the Pig?"

The lady jumps up and says, "I will have you know this a Duck, Not a Pig."

The drunk replies "I was talking to the Duck"

Vocabulary Help

sit (sit, sat, sat) - sentar
duck - pato
arm - braço
town drunk - o bêbado da cidade
stagger - cambalear
jump up - pular
reply - responder

Mais histórias como esta podem ser encontradas no livro Read in English: Uma Maneira Divertida de Aprender Inglês, publicado pela Editora Novatec,

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